2009 Chula Vista Visit: The Sunday Dinner
Ah, what visit would be complete to Chula Vista without sitting around
the 11 Center dining room table for a glorious Sunday afternoon feast?
Dick and Bertha's dining room table can sit, um, 22 people?
Comfortably. No lie. It might even sit more. The table was custom
made and the dining room was expanded some years back to accommodate
the Sunday evening gatherings and other dinner parties. Dick sits
down on the end next to the French doors; Bertha sits on the opposite
end - some 20 feet away, near the door to the kitchen. I was
expecting the traditional Sunday roast beef today. Bertha makes some
mean pot roast, mashed taters, veggies with cheese sauce, and
melt-in-your-mouth orange rolls (with a shrimp cocktail appetizer).
But Bertha mixed it up today and served us Northwest salmon; trying
to make us feel at home I guess. Karen came down to dine with us,
as did Tom and his family, and Dan too (and his family). Tonya and
Jim blew us off. Phhhpppt.
Book Review: Half-Blood Prince by J.K. Rowling
On page 31 of
Harry Potter
and the Half-Blood Prince, Professor Snape offers this:
It became apparent to me very quickly that he [Harry Potter]
had no extraordinary talent at all. He has fought his way
out of a number of tight corners by a simple combination
of sheer luck and more talented friends. He is mediocre to
the last degree.
I could not have written a more fitting summary of these last
few issues of the Harry Potter books myself: "mediocre
to the last degree". In the Half-Blood Prince, the
first 550 pages of exposition could probably be re-written (or
*gasp* edited) down to 100 pages... max (with the entire first
chapter removed outright). The pages were
absolutely dreary to read and, to add insult to injury, when
the pace finally started to heat up... we are reminded how
truly mediocre our hero Harry really is, utterly dependent on
those around him. This is supposed to be the guy that takes out
Voldemort (and Snape, and Malfoy Sr., and Malfoy Jr., oh, and
solve world hunger) in the concluding and final book?! Please.
Harry can barely follow basic instructions (given to him just
five minutes earlier by Dumbledore) to use fire to ward off the
zombie (er, "inferi") hordes that attack him in the cave with
the Horcux. Yeah, Harry will make a great auror. Not.
Now, I realize I'm probably one of the last few persons on this
earth to read Half-Blood Prince, so I can spoil the
ending of this book and not really offend anyone.
(*Warning: spoilers ahead!*)
It is absolutely pathetic that Rowling chooses to most idiotic
means to kill off the strong characters in her books. First
there was Sirius Black stumbling somewhat accidentally through
some "Arch of Death" in the subterranean floors of the Ministry
of Magic. Then in this book, we are given to believe that
Dumbledore ("the greatest Wizard evar!!!") is somehow disarmed
by a clumsy junior wizard and is then finally finished off by
Snape while laying helpless on the ground. It's stupid.
Riddle me this; it is something I just can't figure
out. Why does Dumbledore - just before he dies - use the time
he has for just one last (silent, un-uttered) spell in order to
incapacitate Harry under his invisibility cloak (supposedly
saving Harry for the umpteenth time) instead of using a spell
to disarm Malfoy Jr. of his wand?! With Malfoy Jr disarmed,
Harry could have just cold-clocked Malfoy from under his
invisiblity cloak... 2 against 1 right? Dumbledore and Harry
could then fight side by side against Snape and the other Death
Eaters that eventually arrive on the scene. Dumbledore could
still die at the hands of Snape (after taking one or two Death
Eaters out), but he would then die in a matter fitting the
strength of his character instead of the lame way Rowling kills
him off. If the movie doesn't correct his grave mistake, then
the producers of the film should be sent packing.
:: Posted by rus on Sun, 28 Jun 2009 11:44 pm
:: Filed under /reviews/books
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